JOKES!! release tension n read funny stories

[benito]

What Are Politics?

A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"
His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."

So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his daiper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."

"You do? Tell me."

"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"

[binta]

well thats a very funny one.
it remainds me of a pastor who pretended to be more than the word holy, infact he was more holy than god.

one day as usual, he went to his girldfriend a prostitute and after doing his own thing with her, he remembered that he was to go for a crusade quickly he wore his clothe and headed for the door forgeting his handkerchief.

he goes to the crusade ground very late and as custome demands started.

praise.................................the ...................... lo.........rd.
the congregation replied.
ha..le..lu..ya.
the pastor began his sermon, u see ib have always told u to be holy cos god is holy and for his holyness u cant be caught sinning. our father hates sin and those who worship him must do so in truth and spirit.
u must be as holy as this my white handkerchif, and he puts his hand into his pocketonly to bring out a ladies pantie.

the congregation in unision shouted PA..ST...OR.....


bye.

[***Variados***]

;DI like the first one more....but the second it is good.
Is that true stories?

[benito]

***Variados*** said:

;DI like the first one more....but the second it is good.
Is that true stories?

It culd be true, but i cant imagine someone being that stupid- i mean if is not just a joke but true story.
Well let's ask Binta. where is he/she anyway?

[***Variados***]

:)Who knows.. oh well, lets read more jokes... Another one?

[*:·¤·:*´Broccoli*~·¤·:*]

ha...ha...ha....too bad i have a weird sense of humor...so i'll just pretend to laugh...lol dat was so funny

[benito]

Chair Man of the Board

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive''s wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

[*:·¤·:*´Broccoli*~·¤·:*]

;Dha-ha-ha............next joke